Newborns seem to sing only one song on repeat!  They cry, cry, and cry all night and all day.  That’s where the pacifier comes in.  This stopgap can be a lifesaver.  A few moments of silence can make parenthood a little more manageable.  Click here and take a look at our collection of pacifiers.  We offer a selection that offers comedic relief to eliminate some of the stress of raising a child!

Check out our Mustachifiers, and gain a sneak peek at what puberty will do to your child in the future.  Quiet the cries with a handlebar or cowboy mustache.  Maturity is signified by facial hair.  A mustache and beard exudes age, wisdom, and experience.  Once your child wears one of our Mustache Pacifiers, the crying will cease and childhood will be a distant memory.  Gray hair, tax refunds, and midlife crises will commence.  The mustache has mysterious powers!

Where’s the mute button?

If you click here, you might fracture a rib from laughing too much!  The volume pacifier will put a smile on any parent’s face.  Sometimes you just want to turn the volume down on the crying, but can’t.  Well now’s your chance!  Or you can take a look at the Panic Button Pacifier.  Bouts of crying are very spontaneous and panic driven.  Keep a panic button close to your child at all times!

If you can’t stop the little one from crying, pick up one of our hilarious pacifiers, and, at least, enjoy a laugh or two!